Google Trends shows that it was happening worldwide searches for ‘Talking Angela’ have almost literally gone off the chart. Rumours of Angela’s evil side are not new, but the volume of opprobrium in the last week, like the finale of a Spinal Tap concert, has found its own ridiculous, deafening eleven.Ībout eight days ago we noticed that our year-old article about the Talking Angela hoax had suddenly become very, very popular indeed.Īnd it wasn’t just us.

No, really.ĮMERGENCY DO NOT DOWNLOAD FOR YOU SAFTY This game hacks your electronic devices cause if you look closely at the eyes of angela you see a room somebody can see you but you can't see him DO NOT DOWNLOAD THIS APPLOOK AT HER EYES FOR MORE INFORMATION The limited and mildly flirtatious questions Angela asks through her chat function are not, it’s claimed, the result of furby-like artificial intelligence programmed by the app’s well established developers OutFit7, but the probing of real-life paedophiles.Īnd if you need extraordinary proof for such an extraordinary claim it’s no problem you need only cast aside the laws of physics that make apps, smartphones and online reviews possible and look into her eyes because the paedophile is right there in a room. This cat, they scream, is hiding the darkest of secrets. The subject of their fury is the eponymous feline star of a smartphone app called Talking Angela. IF U WISH TO DOWNLOAD MAKE SURE U COVER UR CAMERA WITH UR FINGERS IF U ZOOM IN HER EYES U WILL SEE A ROOM WITH A GUY IN IT, AND IT TAKES RANDOM PICTURES. IT IS TOTALY DANGEROUS AND DONT LISTEN TO WHAT THE MAKERS OF THE APP TELL YOU. Speed is of the essence, it seems, and in an effort to move as quickly as possible many have simply had to leave punctuation at home to save weight.ĭO NOT DOWNLOAD THIS APP I AM WARNING YOU DO NOT DOWNLOAD THIS APP. The mob, like a million, breathless, cyber-age Paul Reveres, are warning as many people as they can. This outpouring of outrage has been so verbose and so sudden that the internet has all but run out of upper case letters.

For the last week, the internet – and Facebook in particular – has been positively moist with the foamy, spittle flecks of an outraged, pitchfork wielding mob.

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